
Dougie: Real pirates wouldn’t do that.
Tom: I’m not a real fucking pirate, am I, Dougie?
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what could be on Dougie’s mind:
A. wow this ant is pretty big
B. I really don’t wanna make the dishes today, look how many pots are here
C. Maybe I could eat this animal if I’d cook it
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